![]() I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. ![]() What’s coming is better than what’s going.I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.This year my resolution is to find out who I am.Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky ones who get to meet us.Whether the glass is half full or half empty, make sure there’s vodka in it.Why was 6 afraid of 9? Because 9, 8, 7….What, did you expect to see a clever caption? That’d be so last year.New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies that don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.More: One Word Captions for Boyfriend Instagram Funny New Year Quotes for Girlfriend Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be that’s stupid. Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are.My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half full.Meet me under the mistletoe at midnight.Happy new year! You just waved a goodbye to one more year of your short life! Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter.This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.Celebrate what you want to see more of.My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.Related: Short Instagram Captions for Friends Funny New Year Captions with Boyfriend Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame, and champagne?.May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year! Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year.For my new year’s resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ![]()
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